👋 Welcome, stranger! Come in, come in. Hoomans are welcome in my Secret Candy Lab. No need to worry. I won’t bite for now.
May I introduce myself? You guessed right, I am the faboulous Mr.Fluffelz and I am a Unicorn of noble descent. I am like you with big hopes and dreams. I was sent to your world to make it a better place because I am the most charming and fluffy Unicorn 🦄 in this galaxy! I usually run around at Comic, Geek, Gaming and Superhero events with a human sized Deadpool Backpack to find the person who sells me the DNA Elite Rainbowblaster 9001. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I think that you are a cool person and I like you so let me share a secret with you, but it has to stay between us 🤫! I was given this awkward vessel named @ocr.cosplay by my people. He might look like an ordinary 🎒 backpack to you, but the reality is that I control him as a vessel to take over the world for good. Imagine the world with clouds out of candyfloss, trees out of chocolate and rivers out of caramel. Sounds fantastic, right? Getting the DNA Elite Rainbowblaster over 9000 would bring me one step closer to world domination, I mean a better world. The problem is this mindless Deadpool backpack though. He sometimes malfunctions and pretends to have an own will. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
While I am trying to gather enough epic resources to afford the 🔫 DNA Elite Rainbowblaster 9001 the backpack gets out of control and starts to 🎲 gamble away all my savings. It actually is very annoying when he runs around and plays Rock, Paper, Scissors with people. Then, he hands out all the epic loot I have saved for so long basically for free, can you imagine this 😬? He is like a malfunctioning slot machine that makes you always win if you just play it. A pathetic robot 🤖 that cannot win a Rock, Paper, Scissors duel even against little kids. I am starting to think that my people gave me a faulty machine on purpose. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
By any chance have you seen the guy in possession of the DNA Elite Rainbowblaster 9001?